You're calling me a weirdo after this?



"You find yourself crying your eyes out laid out on a pub car park covered in dog faeces and urine. A police man stood over you threatening to spray you with CS gas. Your ex wife 1000 miles away on the Costa Del Sol sunning herself with an 18 year old, your mum serving tea to the two securicor men who've come round because you're out after curfew and your right lung in a specimen jar at Bradford Royal Infirmary with a piece of wrought iron fencing still sticking through it!"

I just hope eveything works out for you mate. All I ever did was love her and all I got in return was the task of trying to ignore an affair with a regional sports commentator and the ultimate betrayal ie. jumping into a taxi to Manchester Airport with an 18 year old she met three days earlier who'd just won 150K on the lottery while I laid speared on a wrought iron fence out of my mind on macaroons.



How would you like that eh?

Its time for your pills Betty.

Don't patronise me. I've turned my life around.



Let's see if Michael Maguire can do it when people realise that all you have to do is close Sam Tomkins down on the fifth tackle and kick to your right hand side.



Also now that the refs have come in for stick from Stevo there'll be no more messing around at the play the ball so your attempts to slow down the other team is just going to result in penalties giving them field position.



It probably won't happen for a couple of weeks but it will.

"all you have to do is close Sam Tomkins down on the fifth tackle "



Simples

Yep well him and Laeului and Deacon as well so essentailly close those three down. Well close those three down and make sure you've got both wide men covered and you're fine. No probs.

You should be a coach

I could coach you well we could just go for a pint. PM me your mobile let's meet up we could go for a pint. Maybe it could become a regular thing? We could go on holiday? Me and you two lads just chilling on the beach checking out the the talent. What about living together? Let's move in together. Pm me please I'm so lonely!!

Didn't you get back with Natalya then?

iM GOING THE GAME ON FRIDAY JUST WONDERING WHAT IS THE LOCAL WEATHER FORCAST

ME ASWELL GOOD GAME?

...so by that definition Tomkins is no good either. And I think the same goes for Burgess. Interesting idea you have there. And for the record O'Loughlin does have medals, or for that matter, International caps (surely the best marker of whether he's rated amongst the best this coubtry has to offer or not!)



And as for:







What a crock! And you are the one criticising someone else for not knowing the difference between fact and opinion! The mind boggles!